And we're back on the topic of toilet etiquette.

I've had it till *here* with women who are possibly or/and completely bereft of sense of direction and hence the lack of capability to pee properly without leaving traces everywhere.

If you are one anal-retentive woman like some of us are, the least you can do is cover the seat with toilet paper or *drumroll* toilet seat cover to prevent bacteria and germs from multiplying on/in your vital areas. Yes, there is such a thing called toilet seat cover for those not in the know. Never, and I have been reiterating, NEVER squat on the seat. You want to squat? Use cubicles which are meant for squatting.

If you happen to leave traces of your excretion on the toilet seat, please, please wipe it off with the toilet paper provided. You know, you can always clean and sanitise your hands with water and soap after that. You do know that you have to that anyway, yes?

If you're having that time of the month and you really have to change in public toilets, for the sake of all mankind, dispose it discreetly and properly. We really do not appreciate soiled napkins left out in the open, on the lid of the bin, thank you very much. Some of you may cringe and gag at this juncture but some of us are really that witless and inconsiderate.

Last but definitely not the very least, for the love of life, please flush.

Thank you very much.