to avoid queasiness,
refrain from having a stick or
any other device up your arse
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Imagine that you pick up today's papers and the headline flashes across your face:
Girl found dead in study room... Cause of death reportedly to be multiple cardiac arrests suffered amidst world cup excitement.
bottomline is, I almost died. If I were to really die from watching that fucken England vs Portugal match, I'd probably haunt Frank Lampard and wring his neck, as with C. Ronaldo and that stupendously stupid ref. On second thought, I'd be happy with Lampard's neck alone.
Kwinella @ 2:08 AM!