How can anyone who goes to school not have a black pen? That's like being a girl without boobs or you-know-what. Okay seriously, how can you go to school with not a single black pen in your bloody huge pencil case? And then you come up to your exceptionally selfish sister when it comes to stationery, asking if you could use her black pen. tsk tsk tsk.

The moral of the story is, if you're a student, you MUST have a black pen in your pencil case. That's a numero uno rule (according to me). Stock up if you have to but remember, having a black pen is imperative. In fact, regardless whether you're a student or holding a job, always have a black pen with you. It's lightweight and doesn't cost much, dammit. So just buy a friggin' black pen and leave me alone, will you?