In the car on our way home from dinner, I suddenly had a bad headache. With my hand complete on my head and all, I confidently went "Mak, sakit kaki ah." Which translates to Mother, I am having a foot-ache. hmmmm.

In any case, I know I shouldn't stick my nose in wherever it doesn't belong. You know, lest it gets smashed. My nose isn't very sharp to begin with. hur hur hur. Bad jokes aside. My sister sent me a chat log of her and a person who apparently is someone who hates her with a passion so intense. The person's identity however, remains undisclosed. What is up with these people? They have the gall to hate someone so much but no balls at all to reveal their true identity.

I must say that this person is not only a coward but a dimwitted one at that. His or her accusations were groundless. He or she is so damn sure that my sister has been sleeping around just because she has a "battalion" of male friends. He or she has so much time in his or her hands that she knows if my sister has been eating food that's not halal. This person must have been observing my sister with much intent because he or she notices the colour of her t shirt and the gold sling bag that she has. Little boy/girl, if you love my sister so much, just tell her. Cut to the chase dammit. Don't have to play shy-shy cat with all the reverse psychology shit. It's a fucking waste of time.

And what is that I see you bragging about you taking your Malay O levels when you were in sec 3 because they
say you were too fucking smart? By the way little boy/girl, they SAID. Past tense. You've just made a gross grammatical error there. And by the way, I took my Malay O level paper when I was in secondary 3 also, along with sooooooooooo many other students. I bet you're not feeling so smart now, are you? Plus, if you're so damn smart like you'd wish to think you are, you'd know that the plural form for bitch is BITCHES.

Ohhh, if you are THAT smart, you should probably have enough sense as to quit bothering people. You know, go read more books or something. That's what a smart person would do; fully utilise time. Ohhhhh and if you're really smart, you should start repenting, seek forgiveness and refuge from Him the Merciful one for all the bida'ah you've made. You haven't got much time, dear little boy/girl.

Time really hangs heavy on your hands huh? You have time to see what my sister has been up to. You even know if she has been sleeping around. Mak awak tak ajar ke, jangan jaga tepi kain orang. Kain sendiri tak terjaga. Jangan-jangan seluar dalam yang berapa minggu yang lepas pun belum cuci. Ada je nanti kena kurap. Tak takut ke? hmmmm. Memang patutlah awak dipanggil kurang ajar.

Now, that's for saying "your mum is as stupid as you".

And as for you my little sister, stop gallivanting the fuck around. O levels are in a few months' time. It's time to fucking wake up and get the idea that you'll be having exams soon in your head. That F9 isn't going to get you into mass comm. Prettyfaced boys are not going to get you into NP/TP. Boys only mean trouble. You should know better since you're supposedly the smarter one.