to avoid queasiness,
refrain from having a stick or
any other device up your arse
Sunday, June 04, 2006
I hereby declare myself officially unavailable to all males. Well, it's not that I've found the one. I just need to take a step back and think about what I really want. In any case, I had a very interesting conversation with Nasrul and Firdaus. I thought it was rather twisted.
It revolved around who we'd want to be, given the opportunity to change our gender and identity. I was quick to say "if I were a girl". hmmmm. Nevermind. Anyway, I said that "if I were a girl", I'd want to be Liv Tyler because she is just so exquisitely beautiful. And if I could be one of the many guys I'd looooove to be, I'd want to be Ryan Reynolds, simply because he's friggin' hot. If I could be a footballer, I'd want to be as inspirational as my Captain Fantastic is, as skillful as Xabi Alonso, and as hot as Kaka.
We had all decided to be shallow today.
Kwinella @ 12:37 AM!