This is shamelessly taken from shaf's blog.

girl: i'm always here for you
boy: I know
girl: what's wrong?
boy: i like her so much
girl: talk to her
boy: i don't know. she won't ever like me
girl: don't say that. you're amazing
boy: i just want her to know how i feel
girl: then tell her
boy: she won't like me
girl: how do you know that?
boy: i can just tell
girl: well just tell her
boy: what should i say?
girl: tell her how much you like her
boy: i tell her that daily
girl: what do you mean?
boy: i'm always with her. i love her
girl: i know how you feel. i have the same problem. but he'll never like me
boy: wait. who do you like?
girl: oh some boy
boy: oh she won't like me either
girl: she does
boy: how do you know?
girl: because, who wouldn't like you?
boy: you
girl: you're wrong. i love you
boy: i love you too
girl: so are you going to talk to her?
boy: i just did

Awwwww. It's awfully sweet, isn't it?

hur hur.

Shut up, I'm a sucker for such sweet and romantic things.

But I'm really sore because these things don't happen to me. chetttt. So forget that I said I like sweet-nothings and romantic quotes/conversations.

bleh.