For the last time anonymous, or whoever's going to come up to me next and ask me about her uni application, ask her yourself. If you're going to ask me how is she doing, the next time around you come in here, I'm so going to hunt you down. Whatever it takes, I'll make sure I drag you to her doorstep so that you have ample opportunity to ask what's next for her, when is she getting married and how many children is she planning to have. And then, I'll probably strangle you to death.

Or not.