Working in the service line does not make me dumb and inferior to you nitwit customers.

And me not doing extremely well for my A levels does not make me any less than what you are. You and I, we're all humble beings, His servants. So stop being such a prick and disappear from the face of the earth. In other words, seriously, fuck off.

I know for sure that there are people who're better off in terms of education and yet remain stupendously dimwitted and ignorant. I wonder if they have brains the size of a pea. How do I know for sure? Case in point, some of them are still clueless as to where to aim. They probably go "gee, do I excrete my waste into the small bowl or on the floor? mmmm, I think I shall just do it on the floor since it has a larger surface area." It's even more exasperating to learn that Singaporeans are illiterates. For the love of life, can't you read the fucking sign outside the toilet which clearly states NO SMOKING?

And we're all proud to be Singaporeans.