In the event of me actually getting into a university (insya' Allah), Mother will decide which university I will attend. In the event of choosing a major, Mother will decide which one. Mother will also decide which area of profession I'll venture into. In the event of me getting married, Mother will decide to whom I shall get bethrothed. In the event of family planning, Mother will decide how many children I will have. In other words, my mother will decide how I live my life. I hope she is happy that she has turned me into a life puppet which she holds with strings. Well done, Mother. I cannot be any happier than now. I hope you're happy too.